NOW WAHT???????????

Hari Puttar......Harry Potter Coming Soon

The movie is being produced by Mirchi Movies, which states that any resemblance to the Hollywood series is purely coincidental. Mr. Manish, chief of Mirchi Movies also expressed that he did not see any kind of similarities between the two films. Same were the words on the lips of Zain Khan, the lead star kid.

Ab in gore logon ko kya samjhaein, hamare desh ka sabse common naam Hari hai, to usme hamari kya galti hai!!! Sue them for them….Jokes!!

only GURU

Hi there…. Well u see… after long research I found out that, the big companies really don consider our resume if one is not from a great coll. So then I came out with kick back formula of the resume they expect. This is the perfect resume and I shall call it the Mona Lisa of Resume. This is dedicated to all those people who ask us to apply for a post even though they are not ready to consider it. Either its used as a rough paper or worse… carry ur imagination. With this resume I wanna just tell one thing to them,” All you executives sitting in the Air-conditioned cabin and doing no real help, U are all idiots. And I dedicate this to u”.

CURRICULAM-VITAE

SHUBHAM ROYCHOUDHURY

10-500/56,

590 Avenue

16^th Main, Manhattan,

New York,

USA

Ph no: All lines are Busy

Mobile: +1-500-986-420

Email: feedback@ndtv.com

OBJECTIVE:

To buy Microsoft and sell it to Yahoo for one third the prize. Why

should yahoo face humiliations and acquisition threats.

PROFESSIONAL STRNGTH:

I Drink, Booze, Huff Grass. Thus the perfect candidate

EDUCATION QUALIFICATION:

S.No	Qualification	University/ Board	Year of PASSING????	% of marks
1	B.Tech Mechanical Engineering	OXFORD UNIVERSITY. May be in UK or US, Can’t exactly remember	Still Alive	NA
2	Intermediate	Stanford university US	Still Alive	NA
3	S.S.E	Cambridge School UK	Still Alive	NA

TECHNICAL SKILLS

OPERATING SYSTEMS	Windows, Doors and some time Balcony
LANGUAGES	Hindi, English, Tamil, Japanese, Bengali
INTERNET TECHNOLOGIES	Internet explorer, Mozilla firefox
DATABASES	Full data, so no base
OTHER PACKAGES	BSNL 750+

EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITY:

All kinds of activities, if u can get my drift that is!!!!!!!

Acquired Wipro in the year 2007

Acquired TCS as Birthday Gift

Planning to Buy Infy…

Well!!!!!!!! I don consider CTS as a company dude…..

PERSONAL PROFILE:

Don’t you have PAW KILO shame. Dint your parents

teach you not to ask other’s personal data.

Declaration:

I hereby declare that all the above lines and

information are true to my extreme knowledge

Signed

Shubham RoyChoudhury